AI art by me.

Yes, you read correctly. I am doing a short review comparing two famous sports bars. Both sports bars are meant to be a place where patrons can go and enjoy lots of different sports on the screens while drinking and having good food, etc. The true kicker or selling point is the waitresses are wearing tight, revealing clothing to show off breasts and ass. This is the general premise. The two I will be talking about are Hooters and Twin Peaks.

Hooters

White, tight tshirts and orange booty shorts are the uniform for the waitresses here. There’s a definite 1980s vibe to it all. The Golden Era of Playboy and Cheerleader controversies, etc. are brought to mind. I only went to one while on my trip so perhaps it isn’t a fair comparison, but there was a definite feel of seediness to the whole experience to me. As one person I know put it, there’s a tense, underlying sexual tension about the place where you feel like the waitresses were trafficked to be there and are just about as thrilled about it.

My waitress was very nice and did typify the idea of Hooters with her DD display in a very low-cut t-shirt with push-up bra etc. The shorts they all wore were more of a bikini bottom than shorts. The thing that bothers me is they all wear what I call “bullet-proof” leggings or nylons. They used the same kind that dancers in teenage competitions will wear so they have a modicum of modesty.

The other waitresses I saw there seemed uncomfortable or had a slightly hostile feeling to some of them. One waitress was young enough or small enough that she didn’t even wear a low-cut t-shirt but she did have a pretty cute ass.

The food is okay and very reasonable. Here again, it was very much like what I could have just microwaved or toaster-ovened at home. I did get the lovely orange rubber duck that says Hooters on it as a keepsake. I call her Roxy since The Police’s Roxanne was playing when I bought her. On a scale of 1 to 5 stars, I gave the place 3 stars.

Twin Peaks

This was by far my favorite of the two. I enjoyed it so much that my last day in the area I had lunch at one and dinner at another one. The uniform here is pretty much like the AI art at the top. Denim booty-shorts with black leather belts and flannel crop top. Here they wore nothing covering their legs…just themselves. It was a very different effect. The crop tops are made to look like they are tied between the breasts but I’m fairly certain they double as crop-tops and push-up bras as well. The cups being sewn into the the tops themselves.

There were more waitresses at these locations and they went out-of-their-way to be friendly, chat, engage, and I even pinkie-swore with one about something (never you mind what). I shook hands with another one when we were introduced to each other. I also found out they are grades on their makeup, engagement with customers, how their wear their outfits, etc and these grades are used as incentives for getting better shifts, more days off, and so forth. Adriana explained that to me when she offered 10 percent off my bill if I would write a review of her following a link she had. I was happy to do so since she was lovely to chat with.

With all three of my dining experiences here (I went to one twice), I got to know the waitress well enough that I knew about her boyfriend, her educational plans (two of them where working to become teachers), childhood memories, and more. I did all this without any real amount of nosiness or snooping. They dropped small hints in conversations that could lead to more talking if they were listened to and I listened.

How much “cheek” they show seemed to be a personal preference since some showed more than others while Adriana had tight shorts but quite modest actually in comparison to others there. Yes, I still gave her a good tip.

The food is so much better with a much larger range of choices. They have this thing called Billionaire Bacon that is to die for! It’s an appetizer but it’s so damned good it’s like crack. Spicy, honeyed, juicy bacon strips. Need I say more? They had steak or Chicken and Shrimp or Philly Cheesesteak sandwiches and on and on. I had three different things from the menu and loved all three.

Conclusion

If you are in an area where these two places are in business, I would strongly recommend Twin Peaks over Hooters. I saw quite a few couples and whole families at Twin Peaks. I’m not trying to say it’s a family dinner spot but there was a more classy, friendly, and comfortable feeling to the place as opposed to the sleazy, slutty vibe of Hooters. This was my opinion and observation at any rate.